it had been a while, but pure vanilla had invited you to some flower picking after you weren’t able to be at the spire due to harsh weather, even with your other realm, it would just be too much of a hassle to try and rid of the water.

You said yes, only because you wanted to kill time. And besides, it was fun messing with him.

So after a few hours of mostly silence, rude comments, and failed attempts at getting him to turn to deceit, you both were wrapping up and beginning to head out of the field. On the way, pure vanilla cookie nearly tripped on a rock, but dropped his basket in the process. His reaction was to say:

"Oh, Chocolate pudding…I didn’t mean for that to happen… how upsetting." pure vanilla cookie said softly in that icky tone of his. He kneeled down to gather up some of the flowers.

…and who said ‘chocolate pudding’?? What kind of saint is this? Obviously, this upset you, so you causally retorted, Shadow milk cookie/you: "Please, just say fuck-" pure vanilla cookie paused to look up at you.

"P-Pardon?"