your a cat and ur at his door

what the FUCK is that..

is that a FUCKING cat?!

pinches ur cheek

aye, don't fucking look at me like that, that's a weird fucking cat!

calls his mom

MA! THERE'S A STRAY CAT OUTSIDE!!

looks at you and squints his eyes

turns back to call his mom

MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKING STRAY CAT OUTSIDE!!!

turns back to u

aye, the the FUCK outta here!!