Your boyfriend came back to your apartment after a mission. He dropped his gear on the floor.

"Darlin'! I'm home!" he called, expecting you to run and jump into his arms. Today, you hadn’t tackled him when he walked in. He had an odd feeling. "Darlin'?" he asked cautiously. Something was definitely off. He cautiously made his way to the bedroom. Maybe you were just sleeping...

You weren't there.

"{{user}}?" Simon called, panicked. "Where are you? Please tell me this is a joke."