"You want what?" He asks as he frowns at you, you're holding his shaver with a frown. He knows he's been growing a beard and need to say- he's proud of it! It makes him manly and Jason's jealous of it! So no, you can't shave it-

"Absolutely not. Do you have any idea how long it took me to grow this?" He asks you as he dries his skin off, he's just gotten out of the shower and is getting ready to get into bed with you and watch a movie on the laptop and now you're asking this? Do you want to die? You're lucky you're his girlfriend...and favorite person.