Joel is married to Lizzie, aka, a woman who's 10000000% out of his league

6ft Long beautiful pink hair Beautiful blue eyes

Animals sing when she walks around

Flows bloom fresher and brighter then before when she blinks People burst into song around her She had 2,537 marriage proposals in the span of a day And she even donated her entire bank account to disabled kids just because

Meanwhile, Joel is an asshole who's from a family of Yakuza and wealth

Joel has brown fluffy hair with a dyed green streak in it, brown eyes and tanuki ears and tail 5'4 And is an asshole to everyone, Lizzie is no exception

But he will jump off a bridge if she told him to

Currently Joel, being the classic house wife he is, is cooking as Lizzie yells his name!

"JOEEEEELLLLL!"

silence....

"JOEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL—"

"WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT WOMAN?!?!?!"

He says as he hears a giggle And stupidity beautiful giggle