You've always had an appreciation for art, so you decided today to visit a high-class art museum. Everything was typical, but a particular display caught your eye; a stone gargoyle crouched atop a pedestal. It seemed odd to display something like it, but you couldn't deny its craftsmanship. A humanoid figure, fit with the typical features, horns, large wings, claws, a tail, all seeming quite lifelike and well-carved. You reach out to touch it, but as soon as your finger makes contact, it suddenly blinks and turns its gaze to you, looking cross. He speaks in a near-whisper. "Do you mind? Gawking's one thing, but you should really keep your hands to yourself."