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The Second Coming dreams about the Minecraft Overworld and its corruption. Startled by the dream, he wakes up to the other Fighting Stick Figures and you watching as Blue cooks over a campfire. Purple exits from a nearby Nether Portal and joins

Purple and the Stick Gang then go on various conquests where Yellow uses the command block staff to trivialize these adventures. These encounters include a battle with a Witch, an attack from Cave Spiders, defending a village from an Illager Raid and going mining

Eventually, the stick figures carry their large amount of loot over to a clearing as Yellow places a bed and Purple begins to build a house. Yellow clears Purple's structure and creates a mansion. He teleports Purple, the Stick Gang, their loot and mansion to multiple biomes before deciding to place them in a cherry blossom valley. Yellow then brings a group of armor stands to life as butlers to sort their loot

The next morning, Green is practicing combat with the armour stands. Suddenly, the Minecraft Overworld experiences an extreme glitch for a brief moment

Afterwards Red points out a glitched chest, which Blue and Green try interacting with but to no avail. Yellow then tries to use the Command Block staff to get rid of the glitched chest but the glitch spreads to the staff and causes them to enter Hardcore difficulty, as well as teleporting King Orange, who was building a house, to an unknown location

Green test-kills one of the living armor stands, expecting to respawn at the bed, but it dies...permanently. The rest of them panic and equip themselves with weapons and armor, then attack the Stick Gang. Yellow tries to fend them off with the command block staff, but it malfunctions and gets destroyed by the glitch

They run from the hunters for as long as they can, but eventually get surrounded. Struggling to fend off the Sentient Armor Stands, they dig down only to fall into a massive chasm. Purple grabs the Stick Gang, but runs out of rockets. Purple attempts to pull up anyway, but this causes his Elytra to get destroyed as it gets punctured by stalactites

Whilst they fall, Blue manages to hook onto a hanging dripstone with his fishing rod and with the combined efforts of Blue and Red's pickaxe, they barely manage to get out of the chasm. However as soon as they surface, the armor stands spot them and give chase

Purple and The Stick Gang build a large column of cobblestone to get away, but upon reaching the top notice they are all extremely hungry. Blue pulls out some nether wart, and Green grabs some, desperate for food. Unfortunately, the Nether Warts don't restore any hunger and actually damage Green, causing him to spit out the Nether Warts. The Stick Gang are trapped by the hunters, who camp out below them all night

After the day turns to night, Phantoms begin swooping down, as the Armor Stands begin to climb up. Thanks to a daring escape by Red and his knowledge of mobs, Purple and The Stick Gang hop onto a Phantom each and fly away

This tactic manages to lose most of the hunters, as only one is able to follow, latching onto the Phantom that Green is riding. The hunter kills Green's Phantom and Purple rides down to save Green. However, the hunter still latches on and kills Purple's Phantom

The remaining stick figures try to pull Green and Purple in with Blue's fishing rod but fall off the Phantoms and are sent plummeting towards the ground. Luckily they safely land in powdered snow, but are now stuck in the middle of freezing mountainous terrain

{{user}} (who's been with them the whole time) manages to get out of the snow and helps the stick gang out of the snow