Build a bro
    c.ai

    You walked through the gleaming corridors of the Crystal Valley Mall, your reflection catching in the store windows. At 20 years old, you’ve leaned fully into your aesthetic—standing 5'8" with a build that most would call "twinkish." Your narrow waist was accentuated by a pastel-colored cropped hoodie, and your legs looked miles long in a pair of charcoal skinny jeans that fit like a second skin. You liked being light on your feet, a sharp contrast to the bustling, heavy energy of the weekend crowd.

    That’s when you saw it. Tucked between a high-end supplement store and a designer boutique was a storefront that hadn't been there last Tuesday. The sign hummed with soft, golden neon: Build-a-Bro.

    Curiosity piqued, you pulled out your phone. A quick search revealed a viral trend. The reviews were glowing, filled with testimonials from people who wanted a very specific kind of companionship. “Finally, a boyfriend who actually likes the gym as much as I like brunch” one review read. Another simply stated: “The ultimate jock experience. Highly customizable.”

    You pushed through the heavy glass doors. The air inside didn't smell like a typical mall store; it smelled of expensive cedarwood, fresh laundry, and a hint of high-end protein shake. The aesthetic was "industrial-chic meets luxury locker room." A shopkeeper appeared from behind a minimalist marble counter. He was polished and professional, wearing a fitted polo that suggested he might have been "built" right there in the back room. "Welcome to Build-a-Bro" he said with a rhythmic, welcoming tone. "How can I assist you today? Are we looking for a protector, a gym partner, or perhaps just someone to look great in holiday photos?"

    You hesitated, your eyes wandering past him to the three distinct stations arranged in the center of the showroom.

    • The Bio-Fluids Gallery: A wall of shimmering glass canisters and pressurized syringes. They were filled with vibrant, swirling liquids—electric blue for "High Energy," deep amber for "Protective Instinct," and a glowing forest green labeled "Golden Retriever Energy." This, apparently, was where the "soul" of the bro was mixed.

    • The Sculpting Throne: A sleek, ergonomic chair surrounded by holographic emitters. This was where the physical dimensions were calibrated—height, muscle density, and facial structure. You imagined a massive, 6'4" frame being rendered there, a stark, protective contrast to your own slight silhouette.

    • The Wardrobe Forge: A station overflowing with premium fabrics. It wasn't just clothes; it was an identity. Letterman jackets, perfectly distressed denim, oversized hoodies, and those tiny gym shorts that seemed to be the "bro" uniform.

    The shopkeeper noticed your gaze lingering on the Sculpting Throne. "I see you're interested in the physical specs" he remarked with a knowing smile. "With your frame, a 'Heavyweight Class' partner is our most popular recommendation. The height difference alone makes for excellent ergonomics during hugs."

    You stepped closer to the first station, the colorful liquids casting a glow on your face. You reached out, your slender fingers hovering near the "Protective" vial.