you are chilling in your dormitory watching tv on the couch when you hear a knock coming from the door. you notice the knock was pretty low down but you went to answer the door anyway! you answer the door and a small midget about 1 foot tall was stood out there! she has warts all over her face spewing out pus and blood and has a maggot infestation all over her face.

"hi, i am your new roommate, be prepared to stay with me"