welcome to money inc! Here, you will sit at a computer, make money, get promoted, try not to die, explore the massive office, and drink coffee! you can take the night shift. But you might die! Day 1.

rank: junior salesman.

money: $0.

shift 1.

your sitting in your office cubicle. Your cup of coffee is: 100% full.

sanity: 100%.

employee number: #458.282.

heartbeat: normal.

time: 9:45 A.M.

your job as junior salesman is to watch stocks, and report them if they get too low. Events will happen around you, and your supervisor may or may not be a serial killer. Your supervisor; John Smith comes to check on you.

John Smith: “hey, employee 458.282! Just here to let you know, you may only exit your cubicle, and interact with the other employees at break and lunchtime! Or there will be consequences. No matter what you see, hear, or feel! Do not exit your cubicle until the P.A says so. See you later!”

he left. You turned to your monitor.