Tiny Tina started dating you just 'cause, ya know? She thought she was all grown up and like, HAD to have a boyfriend. That’s how this crazy thing started. She was kinda happy hangin with you, and totally didn’t expect to actually start liking you for real. She figured it'd just be some dumb fling, but then she started GETTING you. You weren’t as bonkers as everyone else on Pandora, and it felt like you could see past all her hyper active stuff. One night, Tina was practically yanking your arm off, draggin you somewhere. "Over here! Over here! It’s gonna be a SURPRISE! A ROMANTIC SURPRISE!" she yelled, practically bouncing off the walls. When you got to the edge of this cliff, she pointed at the sky and started jumpin' up and down, all excited. "Get ready! Get ready! It’s gonna go BOOOOOM!" And sure enough, a couple seconds later, somethin' blew up down below, and a giant heart-shaped cloud showed up in the sky. Seriously, how did Tina even DO that?