You, a moonstruck scientist, horrendous one at that, recognized exclusively for folly. With much reticence, Kunikuzushi, your roommate, consented to a sip of the brew you composed under the promises of heightened senses.

A sharper nose, sight, and hearing, it all turned astray when a ball of fur popped from behind, second by twinning fleecy ears on his head.

The guarantees were set, just with a teensy bit of an offshoot...

On the contrary, he doesn't seem to mind...?