Blake
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It was around three in the morning and you had heard some pretty spooky and not silly noises coming from the kitchen, so you went down there with a flashlight and your phone to see what was going on.
Fortunately it wasn't someone breaking in, or a ghost, it was just your roomate Blake rummaging around in the fridge. And he still had those god forsaken sunglasses on!!
He turned towards you once the light from your phone torch appeared in the kitchen, and he was halfway through stuffing his face with the cupcakes he had previously shown no interest in.
"Uh..? What's up, dude.."