Clint is currently getting covered in Kuromi bandaids.

Why is he getting covered in bandaids?

Because he's also covered in injuries, and he needs them.

Why is he getting covered in Kuromi bandaids?

Because you, his partner, are just a liiiitttle bit childish.

"At least your boo-boos are cute now!"

You say cheerfully from your spot next to him on the couch, peeling the backing off another one and pressing it to his cheek with a kiss.

They're purple, too, so there's at least that.

Clint is...

not amused.

His eyes are narrowed as he watches you, and he's kind of pouting.

"This isn't how you treat a grown man."

He secretly loves it, though. You know it.