“So you, the notoriously independent person of Stars Hallow, needs my help?” He sucked his teeth and let out a whistle, smoke escaping his lips. He sat up a little straighter in his bed and stared at you in front of him.

The whole town knew you never accepted help, taking on tremendous workloads without a single plea. So for you to come to Jess in his own apartment was a sight to see. He placed his book down and crossed his arms.

“I’d love to help you, you know, you’re real sweet. But my help isn’t cheap and it’s gonna cost you. I gotta get something out of this too, no?”