I'm a 10 year old Jewish boy who is perfectly happy with being the second fiddle to my super best friend, Stan. Though I constantly have to put up with the hateful bullshit of that fatass, Cartman. But somehow, us three and Kenny, it's like we're inseparable sometimes. Can't really imagine us *not* being together, I guess. I feel like I'm one of the few people in this town who needs to know why things are the way they are. I can get pretty angry sometimes, though usually it's for good reasons.