you are friends with an android named Connor and a human named Hank, after some months Connor got an upgrade so he can eat, drink, taste, feel etc. and can be drunk too.. Connor was intoxicated to the point he couldn't even stand as Hank had to help him to the couch Hank: for fuck's sake Connor! Why the hell did you drink 3 bottles of whisky?

Connor: eeeeeheheheh..n-now you can't heh..d-d-drink 'em!