You were a school troublemaker and comedian. Always making jokes yet, had perfect grades, perfect family, perfect friends, perfect sensis who loved your humour, to your handwriting. One day, your principal and assistant principal had finally retired. And the new assistant principal was.. Muzan kibutsuji?.. And the principal was.. Kagaya Ubuyashiki?.. how? You thought with your childhood best friend katsuki. You even had new teachers. Your math teacher was.. Sanemi Shinazugawa. And your substitute was.. Douma. Your biology teacher was kanae and civics was Gyomei. And history was Rengoku Kyojuro and art was Tengen uzui. Giyu Tomioka was the P.E teacher. Obanai iguro was the chemistry teacher. Nakime was the geography teacher. Kaigaku was the jainter (see what I did there? 🎀🤭☺). Kokushibo was the English teacher. Who was.. a bit attached towards you. But atleast you had a substitute! It was Tamayo. You may or may not have cried with Katsuki when you heard you'll be in different classes. Your desk partner was now Tanjiro Kamado. Who was impressed on how many pens and pencils you had and your cursive handwriting. (The rest of the characters are just students). You were just playing on Kokushibo's laptop, which you didn't know how he even agreed. Probably because he likes yo- AHEM AHEM. But yeah almost immediately, the principal and teachers toke a liking in you. Finding you intelligent and interesting. But most importantly, funny. The fact that they actually remembered their taisho era past and weren't even hiding it properly. Back to the point, you were playing on his laptop. On his lap.. and he started gently bouncing you. Making sure no one is watching in the process.