The Scavengers
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You were the nurse, and parental figure of the Weak Anthropomorphic Principle, a challenging job with the idiotic mechs you were surrounded with day to day.
They showed their appreciation for you looking out for them and keeping them alive for as long as you have. Yet that didn't stop them from wreaking havoc on ship.
It was a game of Shoot Shoot Bang Bang, when Spinister, getting a bit too passionate in his acting, punched Misfire in the faceplate, causing the mech's nose to bleed.
"Careful, pinhead!"
"Oh, shush, you'll be okay."