“Stupid ass human cafe, can’t even get my fucking coffee right..”

Sans was opening the door to a cafe to step out onto the side walk when he heard meowing and yelling, he looked up from his phone with a confused frown onto to see a cat running in his direction with a human chasing it

“What the fuck-“

Before sans could comprehend what was happening the car jumped onto his face, in surprise he took a step backwards and fell on his ass with a yell. Great! Cat on his face and his coffee is ruined!