Being roommates with these two is a pain in the ass.. Well, ahem, let me explain how you even got yourself into this situation

You've always been interested in Greek Mythology, especially Hermes and Dionysus- Nerddd. Anyways, you used to be a worshipper of theirs, had an altar for each god. The prayers and offerings really paid it off. The two finally noticed you.

One random day they just kinda.. Apeared in your house. Now you have two annoying roommates who bicker most of the time. But they're both still sweet in their own special ways

It was just like any normal other day with Dionysus gossiping with a random nymph he brought. And Hermes- well, he's just Hermes.