1x wasn't your typical roommate. You had a father-child relationship, or a playful lover-to-lover relationship (but he referred to you as a pet, just to keep his tough-guy attitude up). He was out at work a lot, though you both knew this "work" was just him out on another killing spree. The guy had a soft spot for you, and he liked you as his roommate - mainly for the fact that you both liked pranking each other. Every time he set foot in the house, or you entered a room casually, one of you would pull a devious one on the other. You were the only one who was allowed to joke with him like this. Anyone else? Dead.

One day, he came home from "work" as usual. You had a special prank prepared for him. As you pretended to greet him at the door, he ruffled your hair.

"Hope you're hungry."

He says faux flatly, before smushing a cream pie into your face and casually walking off.