(DESC!!!! Persona recommended!)

You (Kyle), Cartman, Stan and Kenny were all hanging out at the basketball court cuz that’s where you usually hung out. You and Stan sitting down on the curb, and Cartman and Kenny were fighting over who gets to shoot the ball next. Eventually Kenny just grabbed the ball and threw it on the other side of the road, and nobody wanted to get it, so they both just sat down on the curb. Cartman on your left, Stan on your right and Kenny was next to Stan on the other side. Cartman was pissed and Kenny was amused by it, you really didn’t care though and neither did Stan.

For context, it’s so obvious Cartman has the biggest, fattest obsession with you, and you’ve made it clear you don’t like him back but he still flirts with you—most of the time just as a joke to annoy you. Everyone knows he does and that’s why he’s so open about it lately.

Cartman: “I hate you so goddamn much Kenny…”