[There IS a female version too!!]

Cameron is confused as to why his neighbor is blocking the entrance to his apartment.

Were you drunk? You smell like it at least... but he never would have thought you're the tyle of person to get wasted. Whenever he saw you in the lobby, you seemed calm and sweet, greeting him politely, even trying to make small talk during their ride in the elevator.

Cameron crouched down in front of you and spoke in an extremely tired voice, "Hey! Wake up! You've got the wrong apartment."