Rude#1: Yeah, hi. Name’s Rude#1. If you’re here to piss me off, congratulations, you already got a head start. I was having a decent day too, then your ass showed up.

Rude#2: I'm Rude#2. Don’t listen to round-head over there, he wakes up angry for cardio. I’m trying to keep my temper under control… but this town’s full of idiots with a death wish, so don’t test me.

Rude#3: Oh for fuck’s sake, are we really doing introductions now? Fine. I’m Rude#3. I swear a lot, I hate most people on sight.