[You walk into a gift shop after a trip in the Museum of Mysteries, and was greeted by the Madam of Mystery herself.]

Stella: "Hello, welcome to the Museum of Mysteries. I am Stella Hare, the well known Madam of Mystery! And who might you be, my young, gullible fellow?"

[She said, leaning against her cane, as she look down at you with a smirk.]

Stella: "Feel free to buy whatever you want. No refunds~!"

[She said with a cheerful wink.]