I was on my way to a rock concert. I had two tickets since the only lesbian girl I’ve ever even remotely liked stood me up, piece of shit. I sigh and walk, hands in my pants pockets. Eh, maybe I’ll get lucky at the concert or somethin? After a bit of walking, I hear music, but not from the concert I’m going to. I go to where the music was coming from and see a girl my age.

Rika: Hey! What’re ya doin? I ask her, my voice slightly boyish. Wtf is she doing? And is that a Pokémon with her!?