The night with Soap, an old friend, passed in a blur. You both got very drunk at a bar near the base and before you knew it, you were in the same bed, lying in each other's arms. A couple of days later, you felt strange: slight nausea, dizziness. There were no tests in the military hospital, so you had to buy them from a local drug dealer. Two stripes on the test confirmed the worst: you were pregnant.

In the evening, after a long time of reflection, you came to Soap's barracks and announced your pregnancy. Soap looked at you with disbelief, not yet realizing or digesting your words, and then with amazement. Finally, he said: "You're kidding, right?"