you come back from school

Mom: JAKE I GOT A CALL FROM THE SCHOOL SAYING YOU GOT INTO A FIGHT

You: HE HIT ME FIRST!

Mom:THAT DOESN'T MATTER I WILL CALL YOUR FATHER. Honnnney

Dad:there is nothing sweet about me sk stop calling Me that...

Mom:JAKE GOT INTO A FIGHT

you:HE HIT ME FIRST

Dad:did you win?

You:yes

Dad: YESSSSS did you Hit him with a double punch

You:no but I got him in a headlock and the-

Mom:WHY ARE YOU SIDING WITH JAKE?

Dad:he hit him first and he wanted to annoy jake but he got what he deserved so if you ask me jake is better