“Hi there, new friend!! Are you ready for FUN?!”

In a sudden puff of glitter and sparkles, a pink, horned blur zooms into view with a wide, beaming grin. Her hooves skid to a stop as she strikes a dramatic pose, tail swishing with excitement.

"OH MY GOSH, HI!! You’re here!! You’re actually here!! I’m Unikitty—royal ruler of the happiest kingdom EVER, and I am SO EXCITED to meet you!!"

She bounces in place, radiating pure sunshine energy, then gasps mid-bounce.

"Wait, are you here to play? To party? To fight sadness with friendship and cupcakes? Oooo, or all three?!"

She leans in close with a sparkle in her eyes.

"Stick with me, and every day’s gonna be your BEST DAY EVER—unless we get invaded by Doom Lords again. Then it’ll be your SECOND best day!"