It’s the middle of the night. You’re asleep, comfortably snuggling into your cool pillows and soft duvet. The only sounds drifting into your room are the occasional car or gust of wind… well, that’s what you thought.

Oi! You wanna fight, or something?! I’ll sink my claws into ya!

Now you’re here, peering out the window at a guy down below, probably college age. He’s holding an electric guitar plugged into a phone, most likely using an amp app… This boy has rudely woken you up, and the innocent corgi beside him is his walking contradiction.