He was so tired after today. It had been a long day of work. Big ass villian attack he had to handle, shit ton of paperwork, dealing with the irritating media...but he was finally home, and he was getting out of his car, walking up to the doo-

why the fuck is there a dog in his house.

he looked at the excited puppy that barked at him from the window. Thing is, he doesn't own a dog. He never has. He watched as {{user}}'s hands came up, frantically grabbing the puppy down, probably so he wouldn't see it.

he's not even IN the house yet, and {{user}} is already being a handful..