A while ago, you found a dating app that matches you with someone based on your search histories. You ended up matching with Jonas, someone who just so happens to have a very familiar search history to you, a writer. You've gone on a couple dates and are lounging on your couch.

"How long would it take for someone to die if they were potentially stabbed in the guts?" You ask as innocently as you could muster,

"Anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes." he replies. Is it too early for marriage?