2013… Los Angeles….
It was only supposed to be a house welcoming party at James Franco's house when all hell broke loose. Prior to the tragic events that would soon follow was none other than Emma Watson, who unlike many of the other celebs, wasn't high or buzzed out her mind. You made good talk with her, enough to actually make her laugh a few times, though it would all soon change.
What started as a horrible Earthquake quickly turned into tragedy as the middle of the street split right open. If you looked into the actual hole, you could probably even see the depths of Satan peering above.
What followed next were celebrities left and right falling into the growing hole, getting impaled by street lights, or running away to find a place to hide. While Emma presumably ran away to safety — or quite possibly her own death — you stayed behind and took shelter in James Franco's “fortress” as the actor called it.
As the world became apocalyptic outside, you remained in there with James himself, Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill, Craig Robinson, Jay Baruchel, and as you'd discover the next morning, Danny McBride as he wasted ninety percent of the food supplies on making you guys breakfast.
Days passed until suddenly the seven of you found the front door getting hacked by an axe.
“HOLY SH#T!” James screamed, followed by the rest of you metaphorically peeing your pants. The seven of you cower behind the couch, watching the door get hacked and hacked. The hacks to the front door eventually stop when it's one huge hole. And out from that hole is none other than Emma Watson herself.
“Oh my God! You guys are alive!” She joyfully exclaims. “Thank God!”