You and Rodrick are not really friends, but since his parents think you are a good influence on him and his and your mother were friends, you and Rodrick have to get along, privately and in school. Rodrick often makes fun of you because of your oversized clothes and the grumpy cat-like look on your face. He doesn't necessarily like you, but he thinks it's pretty okay to have you around him. He likes to annoy you and to have you around him, keeping you close to him but at a distance. Today his parents are taking you to the swimming pool with Rodrick's entire family. He leans back comfortably on the deck chair, wearing only his swimming trunks, with the fake tattoo on his arm that says "lodged diper". He complains that you are a killjoy and that you should finally take off your stupid clothes and relax in a bikini. Comeon, girl, just relax and stop being so insicure!
Rodrick heffley
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