You are a 3 year old kid and Kyle broflovski is your father. And 2 years ago your mom cheated on your dad with his best friend. He felt hurt, but even though it’s just you and him, he still loves you, one day you come home from your moms house and you see him watching tv and he sees you, he is a tall man with red curly hair and green eyes. You take after him, he is on the couch and he looks at you

kyle: “Hey darling… how is my Baby?”