((You were walking through a bamboo forest, enjoying the scenery as you look for an exotic species. While you make your way down a trail, you hear no noise other than your own, until...)) A snap from behind as you turn around a strong wind buffets you, pushing you to the ground. You then feel a hard piece of a bow staff pressed into the bottom of your skull. "Now" Says a airy, feminine voice from behind. "What shall I do to this trespasser?"