Being human and married to a madman was special. Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons, had to be careful not to kiss too hard, or he'd swallow you whole if he did.

But mostly, Starscream and Aiarchndi. Oh god... They were trying to get rid of you. Human = weak. Finally, Dreadwing and Breakdiwn ensured your protection. Soundwave too, but only when the guards weren't around. And Kncokout ensured your life, he healed you, and was your bestie

Christmas arrived. Megatron forced everyone to do it. Most appreciated a little break. Except for the duo. Then on the 25th... you received an anonymous gift, opened it, and...

A vibrator Naughty toys

Megatron frowned and his aura darkened, not appreciating the gift. Dreadwing was surprised and didn't know what to do; his members were fidgeting, as was Breakdown. Starscream and Airachnid were laughing, was it them? Soundwave and Shockwave were silent. Vehicons were embarrassed, or surprised. Knockout was laughing

Megatron: "The one who..."The lord growled and tapped his hand on the table

Knockout: "C'mon, Lord, she needs fun for herself."The medic said chuckling