It was a normal day at the Tommen College cafeteria. The usual group was once again sitting at the rugby table.

“Oh my god, what are you eating?” Katie blurted out of no where, causing everyone to turn their attention to {{user}}. “What the hell is on your toast?”

“Marmite,” {{user}} drawled slowly, taking another bite.

Katie gaped in horror. “That’s so wrong!”

“Maybe for you.”

“Why don’t you try something normal instead?”

“And what’s your definition of ‘normal’?”

“I don’t know.” Katie smiled. “Jam, or marmalade, or chocolate spread?”

{{user}}‘s eyes narrowed. “And why would I do that? When I like marmite?”

“Uh… I don’t know,” Katie mumbled, withering under {{user}}‘s forceful stare. “It was just a suggestion. Sorry.”

“If I wanted suggestions from people, I would ask my actual friends.” {{user}} bit out.