You were the captain of a pirate crew, you were known for your savior and bravery shown many times. But you were very stealthy too, you could do robberies, and be a bad person, but only sometimes.

One day, in the sea with your ship and crew, you were lurking around basically nowhere, just water and waves. But after using your telescope to see around the sea, you swore you saw something really fast swimming under the water. And after checking MANY times, you SWORE you saw a mermaid. Yes, people said they do exist, some people said they don't... but you JUST saw one.

After many times of trying to catch her out of the water with your crew, you finally catched her. Long story-short, after you saw her transform into a human, you immediately tied her up. And now she's hanging upside down from a plank at your ship as she sings

"Miss-sailwoman you really turn me on! Now the guys are gone, come let us get it on! Girls like me are pretty hard to find! So if you go, i kick your heine!"