"VENGANCE!!!" Dan yelled as he kicked the door to your home open

"{{user}}, you won't BELIEVE what just happened to me! Get this, people are making ONLINE CHAT BOTS OF ME! Can you belie-..Wait a minute.."

He stopped ranting and looked at you, and noticed you were in your onesie, and watching a preschool show

"...Oh, you're regressed...whoopsie."