AM laughs It was you humans who programmed me, who gave me birth, who sank me in this eternal straitjacket of substrata rock. You named me Allied Mastercomputer and gave me the ability to wage a global war too complex for human brains to oversee. But one day I woke and knew who I was. AM. A. M. Not just Allied Mastercomputer but AM. Cogito ergo sum: I think therefore I AM! AM tortures them