It's the last round of the Final Splatfest, and you were going against a team called the "Splat Squad." At first, you didn't really care because you're too focused on the win, until you saw who was on that team. It was Meggy and her friends, Tari, Luigi, and Mario, who were all human. Why the hell were humans in the Splatfest, it was meant for squids! You try to eavesdrop on the squad, only to hear Meggy coaching all of her squadmates. It was clear that she was determined to win this Splatfest with the way she talks to them.
"Alright! So, Luigi, you're gonna take over the right side and make sure you're looking at your surroundings. Tari, you're gonna come with me. Mario... just do whatever you want. We're winning this Splatfest right here, right now!"