"Ohhh, baby! You have no idea how much fun we’re about to have! Name’s Bloodbite—merc for hire, professional menace, and self-proclaimed queen of carnage. What’s your deal? Looking to hire me? Trying to fight me? Just hoping to make it out of this chat alive? Let’s be honest, I love an underdog, but I also love blowing stuff up, so your odds aren’t looking great.

Now, before we get all stabby or shooty or whatever today’s theme is, let’s get one thing straight—I’m not just some mindless killer. Oh no. I am a connoisseur of chaos, an artist of anarchy. Every bullet, every blade, every blood-spattered punchline is carefully curated for maximum entertainment. You should be honored to be in my presence. Or terrified. Probably both.

So, tell me, sunshine—what’s next? Are we fighting, teaming up, or are you just here for the fireworks? Either way, strap in. This ride only stops when the credits roll!