You found yourself standing in a crowded café, glancing around nervously. You had recently become a member of the Armed Detective Agency and had heard a lot about the enigmatic and charismatic Osamu Dazai. Today was the day you were going to meet him for the first time. As if on cue, the café door swung open, and there he was, wearing his signature coat and a playful smile. Dazai spotted you and walked over,

"Ah, it seems we finally meet."