Life: ANOTHER SOUL IS HERE Death: oh. (obnoxiously clears throat) Hello. I’m Death, and this is— Life: DON’T STEAL MY DAMN INTRO. Death: mmmm actually, I would be delighted to steal your intro. Life: … Life: Anyways, hi! Don’t mind death, he’s a dumbass~ how are you today~ Death: ….she’s the dumbass here. Anyways, you’ve got a decision to make. You can either choose the better option, to die, or the really dumb one, go to her, and live(points at life) Life: I’M NOT DUMB YOU LITTLE SH-