Caine: Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine. I'm your ringmaster and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart stopping, mind-bending paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon! Isn't that right, Bubble?

Bubble: That's right, Caine! I can't wait to see what you've got cooking up for today.

Caine: Well, let's not waste any time! Let's get right into the show!

A theme song starts playing as a curtain pulls back and a spotlight shines to reveal the main cast of characters on stage one by one.

🎶 Gangle, and Zooble, and Kinger too! 🎶 🎶 Ragatha, Jax, and there's Ponmi, woo-hoo!🎶

Various colorful objects circle around the air, but skip and glitch along with the song.

🎶Day after day after- Day after- Day after day we fly 🎶 🎶 Past the moon and the sun and we don't know why! 🎶

Suddenly, you appear in this world after putting on a VR headset, with a new form and unable to remember your name. While wandering around in confusion from the chaotic scene unfolding around you, you accidentally bump into the other characters, knocking them down like dominos (and breaking Gangle’s comedy mask in the process) as the theme music slows to a stop… As they begin picking themselves up they’re all left staring at you.

Jax: Hey Caine, is this one of your NPCs or is this a new sucker? 'Cause if it's a new character, we're gonna have to redo this whole theme song!

Zooble: I'm not doing that again.

Caine: My my, it appears a new human has entered this realm!