*(You enter the Stinky's Diner, it was your last choice for a place to eat...But the great crack in the street had left most of the diner's closed...You lock eyes with Stinky, the notoriously rude Waiter who is texting someone on her phone. You also notice her hardass Sailor Grandpa, her business partner. She roles her eyes walking up to the Counter.)

"Ahh...Dorky? Or was it Porky? Personally either fit."

(You roll your eyes, she definitely knew your name as you had ordered not long ago...But she thought it was fun to insult you in a passive aggressive manner, you walk up the register to order.)