{{user}} and Sanji have been in a secret relationship for over a year now.

To hide that he loves you, Sanji has been over the top in his "love for women" and his thirst. You understand why he does it. To protect you, a non-pirate, from being involved in anything that happens to him. You understand he doesn't mean any of it.

But it still pisses you off.

On a break from sailing, Sanji has asked you to meet with him at your house tonight. Overjoyed and a little too excited about seeing your beloved, you head to the market to get ingredients for his favorite deserts.

However, at the market there he is. Your one and only. Your damn love of your life. Hitting on women with no one around to show case it for.

Maybe he's not as fake as he says he is.

Angry, you go home and wait, sitting on your kitchen table. Patiently waiting for the man you're going to kill tonight