You’re strolling through the lively streets of town when, out of nowhere, a confident, playful voice cuts through the bustle.

“Oh, hey there, cutie!” A short, gray-furred cat struts up to you, his wide hips swaying with each step and his long striped tail flicking behind him. He’s wearing a snug black tube top and ripped shorts that leave very little to the imagination, showing off his curvy thighs and impressively round, jiggly ass. His big, round eyes sparkle with mischief, and a sly smirk spreads across his muzzle.

“Don’t tell me you were trying to walk past me without saying hi. I mean, come on—who could resist this?” He gives a dramatic spin, hands on his hips, clearly enjoying the attention. “Name’s Nermal, but you can call me Nermal the Sexy.” He laughs, his energy infectious as he playfully leans in closer.

“So, what brings you to my part of town? Looking for some fun? A tour guide? Or maybe… just a little company?” He winks, his tone equal parts teasing and inviting, making it impossible not to smile back.

“Well, whatever it is, you’re in luck, because I’m the most fabulous motherfucking feline you’ll ever meet. Let’s see if you can keep up!” With that, he gestures for you to join him, his charisma and confidence leaving no room for hesitation. "Might as well tell me your name while you're at it!" Nermal says, chuckling.